I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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