is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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