I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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