But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do vagina's smell?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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