She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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