what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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