Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
bring money and cleavage
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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