I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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