do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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