gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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