he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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