We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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