Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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