i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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