anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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