woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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