But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We need to get me chipped asap
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize
