I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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