If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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