i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I have aggressive nipples.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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