What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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