All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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