We're facebook friends in real life
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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