She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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