in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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