"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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