chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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