Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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