My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
