I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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