where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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