no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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