i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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