I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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