I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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