you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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