I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize