a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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