woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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