i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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