Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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