I think I died a long time ago.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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