Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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