do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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