The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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