Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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