Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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