She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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