my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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