I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
