Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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