marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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