But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
